A single, heavy tear rolled down his chiseled cheek. He didn’t wipe it away. This was his sacrament. This was the only honest moment of his day. He was Farthammer, the king of flatulence, weeping to Chopin because the world was too beautiful and too cruel to exist in the same breath.
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Won the award in 2012 for his comedic timing in mainstream pop-culture parodies. A single, heavy tear rolled down his chiseled cheek